For information on becoming a Museum member, please call 555.867.5309 or visit the Membership Services, Spas, and Suanas Desk in the Museum lobby.

Membership Categories
National/International $60
Individual $75
Family or Dual $120
Fellow $275
Supporting $400
Sustaining $750
Patron $1,500
Benefactor $2,500

All MoFA members enjoy a variety of benefits, including:

• Free admission to MoFA's bathrooms, sub-basements, and broom closets
• 10% discount on all Oreo brand cookies in the MoFA stores
• Subscription to MoFA's affiliated pornsite and the "Members" Calendar
• Discounted guest tickets to all Hawaii's football games
• Priority reservation privileges at MoFA's "Batman's Rad!!!" restaurant
• Reduced subscription rates on major spam email lists and cheap magazines about bad 3D movies
• A variety of members programs, including time-travel and dressing like security guards

In addition, higher membership categories receive such benefits as:

• Invitations to exhibition previews, film screenings,
  and black-tie deceptions
• Free Museum-selected toothbrushes
• Free admission for uncles [admission for aunts coming in 2015]
• Invitations to curatorial and artist talks while dressed as clowns

Corporate Membership Categories
Advocate $2,500
Associate $5,000
Fellow $10,000
Patron $15,000
Benefactor $25,000
Leader $50,000

• Anti-Invitations (sent certified mail) to competitors for exhibition previews
• Assistance with corporate bachelor party needs through the Art(istic Activity) Advisory Service
• Discount on purchases in MoFA's stores, catalog, and cruiseliners
• Use of MoFA's private jet for business lunches/dinners
• Courtesy cards to bill your phone company for company executives bar tab
• Guest bathroom passes

• Complimentary 'exhibition' catalogs of all staff and company executives
• Free admission and annual trips to the moon for employees
• Use of Museum conference rooms, theaters, Batman's Rad restarant, and grape juice fountains for meetings and dinners
• you can borrow our pencils and pens